Milk induced coma
My son is always in varying states of inebriation & comatose. He eats & drinks like a champ (to him, those are the same things). He cries furiously in demand for a feeding & abruptly gulps his meal. It’s a dangerous thing, infantile spit-up but at least I don’t have a projectile vomiter on my hands. He can completely drench his and my clothes in an embarrassing mom-didn’t-pack-extra-clothes display. All of this I am okay…
